Thursday, November 09, 2006

Calling Nanny 911 to the White House


Andrew Sullivan, Republican [gay] pundit, said that "a month ago, Bush was in denial. When he said "Rumsfeld is doing a fantastic job, he had moved to being deranged. At that point," said Sullivan "he needed an intervention."

[an "intervention" is when the family comes in and takes charge of a member of the family that is out of control, and brings them to their senses. It's done with drug addicts, alcoholics, cult members, schizophrenics, etc.] Nanny 911 is a Fox reality show that sends proper British nannies in to bail out beleaguered parents.

So now, thank goodness, we are having our intervention. Nancy Pelosi, old enough to be Dubby's mom, is coming in holding all the cards and is going to help Little Lord Dubya deal with the mess he's made. It's so perfect that a woman is going to have to clean up the wreckage from this spoon-in-the-ass baby boomer clown.

Can Dubya ever tell the truth? He's lied so much, how can we believe anything he says?

Q. Why did Donald Rumsfeld resign?

A. Because it's hard to be the most evil guy in the room when you work with Dick Cheney.


The rePigliclowns will be crying because of the torrent of investigations, hearings, subpoenas and indictments that we'll be witness to over the next few years concerning the malfeasance of the Bush White House.

They forget, of course, the foaming-at-the mouth fake hysteria jinned up by Limbaugh/Rove in the late '90s and the endless stream of investigations into Clinton's Christmas card list, or the list of donors to his library. Ten years and 60 million dollars were spent in an industry geared towards bringing down Bill Clinton. The deed was finally done in a way that disgusted the whole world, appalled at how low the Republicans would go to appease their partisan power hunger.

We do not want to impeach another President. It would not be good for the country. Least of all, we don't want another frivolous impeachment, one based on partisan whispering, and petty gotcha politics.

On the other hand, now that we can, we will follow the evidence. Every instinct
suggests that what we will find will horrify us. The brazen criminality of the Bush regime will be unique in history, in its depth and craveness, and also in its negative impact on world political stability.

Unfortunately, when the Bush record is laid bare for the world to see, impeachment may be the BEST thing that Bush can hope for. Far darker fates would await him in the fascist/corporate/fundamentalist world that he was leading us into.

It's Morning in Washington! America is back! Fumigate the White House!